Courtney Love Tweets That She Is In Love With Jessica Simpson

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Jessica says that she has no interest in Courtney Love. (Photo courtesy of Tony Romo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain, and former lead singer with Pink Hole has tweeted that she has fallen in love with Jessica Simpson.

Love went on to say that she has no idea why Nich Lachey and Tony Romo both dumped the sexy-as-the-dickens Jessica.

Courtney said that she has been fantasizing about Simpson ever since she first saw her dressed in her tight-fitting, Daisy Duke short shorts in the video "These Boots Are Made For Walking."

When Jessica Simpson was told of Courtney's one-sided love affair, she simply laughed and said that she hopes that Courtney gets the mental help she needs to get her back to pining for guys and the physical help she needs to get some of her ugly-ass tattoos removed.

Simpson also added that Ms. Love is also old enough to be her friggin mother for goodness sakes.

When Love was told that Simpson basically rejected her skinny, scrawny ass she turned red and remarked, "I do not need that lop-sided breast bitch anyway. I have always felt that she was a fake blonde, a fake actress, and a fake titted skank. Plus the Texas born ho is nothing more than a lip syncing has-been diva.

In other news. Tiger Woods has reportedly told Jesse James to please stop emailing him and asking him for advice on how to deal with his "TattoGate" shit.

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