Sandra Bullock finally addressed her marital woes during taping of The George Lopez Show which her company, 'Fortis Films', produces. She was in attendance as a part of a whirlwind tour to promote the replacement of old DVDs with the current blu-ray disc technology that will be replaced next month by something else.
"I just wanted to thank all my disc buying fans who are supporting me through this crisis. As you know my husband's infidelity hit my Blind Side and though it would seem A Time To Kill and my marriage resembles a car Crash caused by Forces Of Nature I am still Gun Shy about divorce or even separation. I assure you my little Demolition Man and myself have landed safely in The Net of The Thing Called Love though I had a Premonition something was going on."
"I am here to say that there is still Fire On The Amazon stemming from my unlimited Practical Magic and our Hope Floats eternal. Our passion is still Armed and Fabulous so no one need worry Jesse will Miss Congeniality, respect, or emotional support. He asked me just the other day 'Who I Gotta Kill' to keep me while I was Making Sandwiches and I said I promised to give him Two Weeks Notice of my decision and he agreed to The Proposal. As far as his now Infamous admission to cheating on me I told my self to wait 28 Days and not to Speed my final verdict even though I told him I may not be responsible for anything 'While You Were Sleeping'. Oh, I almost forgot we were at the Lake House when we reconciled and I admitted it was All About Steve."
When asked who the hell Steve is and hoping she was dickin around Jesse with someone other than Tiger Woods. "Oh Steve is my Lawyer but we have never had relations." Snort Snort. When asked why she wasn't able to fit in either Murder by Numbers or Two if by Sea she merely responded. "Thank you."
A quick trip to the county records verified that Jesse James gets no pre-nup action for disc sales; go figure.
