Kathy Griffin Says She's The One Who Convinced Ricky Martin To Get His A** Out of The Closet

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Ricky Martin first raised suspicions on his sexual preference when he was photographed with a vibrator in his shorts.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D-List says that she is the one who convinced Ricky Martin to come out of the kitchen closet and admit that he's a 'sausage licker.'

Griffin who has known Ricky ever since he was 5, and a member of the boy band Menudo, says that she told him that he needed to come out because Adam Lambert, Lance Bass, and Clay Aiken were getting all of the gay concert bookings in the San Francisco Bay area.

Griffin, who is 49, but at times acts like she's 9, said that she is going to try to convince other gays who are still in the closet to come out, come out, where ever you are.

The red head with the looks that only a plastic surgeon could like has plans to do a whole edition of her hit cable show on celebrities who are still not out, but who need to be out such as [12 CELEBRITY NAMES DELETED BY EDITOR].

Meanwhile Queen Latifah told Larry King "I tells ya one ting Lar. Dat white cracker bitch Griffin best not be amessin' wiff my sexual comin's and goin's cause iffin da honkie ho do, she gonna be tendin' to a whole passel of big black woman teeth bites on her skinny-ass redneck neck, I just be sayin'."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I sho nuff do hopes dat Kathy "White Trash" Griffin do mention da queen cause iffin she do, da queen will do a number on KG dat they'll be talkin' about down under (New Orleans) fo a long time and dat be what I be talkin' about. And I would like ta thank Fantasia Barino fo da lesson in black talkin' uh huh fo sho.]

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