Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

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Monday, 22 March 2010

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Reeves 'Just Playing Devil's Advocate'

It has been revealed that Sandra Bullock has sought advice from her co-star Reeves telling him she's 'Freaked?'

Apparently Reeves who has a degree in marriage counselling told Sandra 'It's much a do about nothing, and not to play Hardball just yet. Eventually Somethings Gotta Give so why not try and find your Own Private Idaho or pop to The Lake House until it settles down.'

Sandra admitted chatting to Reeves but said they are just friends and he was simply playing Devil's Advocate. 'He understood the day I found out about the affair was The Day The Earth Stood Still but he also knows I am in control. It's not like I am going out to get hooked on Speed or something'

Sandra also confirmed Reeves is thinking about a move into politics. 'Every time we chat all he talks about is Bill Clinton this, Teddy Kennedy and how they changed American politics. After a while you get board of hearing about Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.'

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