Britain responded angrily today to being snubbed by Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, who cancelled a personal appearance at a premiere screening of her film 'The Blind Side' in London.
The London Evening Paper went so far as to run a banner headline which read: 'BULLOCKS TO YOU TOO YA BULLOCKS!'
The actress cancelled the London appearance two days ago, citing 'personal reasons' and saying that she was too upset to speak.
From what we've been told, Bullock has walked out on her husband, the much tattooed Jesse James after discovering that he had cheated on her with what friends described as 'a tattooed skank'
Inside reports suggest that Jesse James has a dog called 'Numbnuts Doofus' which has a habit of going missing, and usually when the dog disappears Jesse goes out searching for him and usually finds himself sunk up to the bullocks in some tattooed skank or other.
Which is when the excuses kick in.
It's all very sad for Sandra Bullock, who is an attractive lady and a talented actress, but who seems to go AWOL in the brain cell department when it comes to choosing men, but the British public are, and always have been ruthlessly unforgiving.
"As far as I'm concerned," a Cockney wanker told us. "She can stick her fucking Oscar up her arse and piss off back to her trailer park with her tattooed shitkicking husband. They deserve each other."
Numbnuts Doofus was last spotted sniffing a dalmatian's butt in West Hollywood. A man identified as Abel Rodriguez was spotted at the scene taking notes on a laptop and forwarding them to an unknown recipient.
More as we get it.
