Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Written by Hartley

Monday, 5 April 2010

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Alex Reid is all balls

Alex Reid, the cage-fighting cross-dressing movie phenomenon and second husband belonging to Katie Price has stood up to his wife for the first time.

Since marrying Reid earlier this year Katie Price has made a number of demands on her new husband. She has replaced his long term manager, as well as demanding he retires from his title as Britains Most Famous Cage-Fighter to concentrate solely on her. She has even insisted he has a nose job to make him look less Roman and more Greek so their planned children won't get his nose. So far Alex had blindly succumbed to all of her demands.

However, it appears the CBB winner has had enough of being ordered around and has finally grown a pair. A source close to the role-model couple revealed, "Katie and Alex have had a massive row. She caught him dancing round the living room to Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl and was not happy. Katie immediately switched the music off telling him that song is banned in her home. Alex started screaming and crying saying it was not fair she wouldn't let him listen to his record collection at home. Katie told him it was her house and her rules."

The source continued, "Katie had to take drastic measures at Alex's outburst and called a doctor to aneasthetise him behind closed doors. We haven't seen Alex since, but we believe Katie has sent him back to the plastic surgeon who created him for yet more re-programming."

Peter Andre commented "If he wants to listen to my music he should be allowed to. Not letting him do what he wants is nothing short of insania."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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