The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Has Just Become The World's Number One Selling Ring

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 19 February 2010

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The is a photo of a purity ring that Selena Gomez has donated to The Smithsonian Museum of Rings.

NEW YORK CITY - The Ring Around The Rosey Jewelry Company of New York, manufacturers of the Selena Purity Ring have just announced that the Selena Purity Ring has just surpassed the promise ring, the friendship ring, and the wedding ring as the top selling ring in the entire world.

Ring Around The Rosey President Myron Leftowitz said that they never dreamed that their SeGo as they refer to the Selena Gomez ring would ever have the amazing sales it has had.

Leftowitz stated that it just goes to show you that, that little eight letter word, 'virginity' is still very much in vogue not only in America, England, and Peru, but in other normally promiscuous places such as Denmark, France, and Bora Bora.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Mr. Leftowitz is a brilliant businessman, but he isn't too good at math. the word 'virginity' actually has nine letters and not eight as he stated.]

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