Alec Baldwin Contemplates Craigs Lists Ad

Funny story written by jansal

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Blond has crush on Baldwin

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Alec Baldwin is one of Hollywood's most respected actors. He is an attractive, sexy bachelor who is yet to be snatched up by one of his leading ladies.

"His eyes are what attracts you to him" said one of the women who recently played an extra in one of his movies.

"He has the most beautiful blue eyes, since Paul Newman and I would give anything to be able to get him into my bed", gushed the little blond extra.

Baldwin who often plays the bad guy in romantic dramas was unaware of someone having a "crush" on him after being in one of his movies and asked who the "young lady" might be.

Since extras are usually listed as just that in the credits, it was an impossibility for her to be tracked down. What further dispelled efforts to find out who she was is the fact that the movie's extras all had to be blond in order to get the part.

A smart ass pal of Baldwins suggested, "why not post an ad in Craig's List asking if anyone would like to sleep with you". Baldwin grinned, but was mulling over the idea.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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