Written by AnThOnY hAyEs

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Making his Return

It has been reported that the lord, Jesus Christ, has come back to life once again, to watch the Fifa World Cup. It was always known that Jesus was a fan of football and it was even once reported that he had taugh Ronaldinho how to do a kick-up, but it was not known that he was such a big fan that he will be coming back to life to watch the 2010 World Cup.

As we all know Jesus came back to life after being crucified 2010 years ago. He also came back to life one other time when he came back to see the debut of the first Twilight film.

He spoke to the American president, Barack Obama, yesterday and told him that he will be making his long awaited return to the planet Earth and he said that he will be at every World Cup game in South Africa. He also said that if anyone can spot him during the final, which he revealed will be England versus Greece, they will get the best seat in heaven in fact the seat next to Jesus's dad, God.

We managed to get a moment with Mr. Jesus and we asked him what team he was rooting for. He said that he couldn't possibly take sides between different countries but then went on to sya hat if he had to team with one team then he would most definitely go with England.

Jesus has not made a public appearance in more than 2000 years but it was revealed yesterday on CNN that he will make an appearance as a guest on the Jay Leno Show.

If you want to know more about this man then you can read his biography, the Bible.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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