Anti-aging marvel, Suzanne Somers is getting a face-lift, but with some bizarre new procedure utilizing stem cells and a full body lift by hanging upside down for one hour a day, according to UP2 reporter, Agnes Schmuck.
The former star and sex symbol on "Three's Company" is openly telling friends that she plans to undergo the process in February and intends to become the poster girl for the new stem cell procedure.
"Suzanne is incredibly enthusiastic about the use of stem cells and hanging upside down for an hour a day to beat aging," an inside source told our Agnes. "She thinks stem cells are the cat's pajamas and she's determined to spread the word."
She's certainly spreading according to our crack reporter. And, 'the cat's pajamas' comment places the source to either a 110-year-old or the daughter of a 110-year-old who doesn't get out much.
"You should have seen HER", stated Agnes back at UP2 headquarters. "Looked like her skin would sound like a drum if you hit her with a stick."
Suzanne, 63, is planning to get both a face and breast-lift using the new technique, says the friend.
"And while she's hanging upside down, we have an upside down TV that runs old episodes of "Three's Company".
We tried to get hold of the doctors on this new stem-cell face and body lifts but were told to bugger off so we did.
