Burt Reynolds sold on ebay

Funny story written by PuddyTwat

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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A shot of Burt yesterday mounted in Rourke's home

Movie legend Burt Reynolds has been sold on eBay to actor Mickey Rourke.

Reynolds, the star of Smokey & the Bandit, was bought for $25K last week by Angel Heart star Rourke.

Rourke, who staged a massive comeback with The Wrestler, has refused to comment but his agent said: "Mickey's always picking up little knick-knacks so if he has bought Burt I wouldn't be surprised.

"I know he put in a bid for Henry Wrinkler but we're still waiting to hear if that's been successful."

Other stars who have been sold for Rourke's collection include include Mr T, Angela Lansbury, Chuck Norris and James Earl Jones.

eBay spokesman Pat Womble said: "We've seen a growing trend for this. It's more discreet than reality TV and it pays better too."

Burt couldn't be reached for comment last night as he was being fastened to Rourke's living room wall as a permanent exhibit.

For your chance to buy an eBay screen legend visit www.itsthisorpanto.web

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