Aerosmith frontman "the mouth" Stephen Tyler has quit the band after disagreeing with his best mate, Joe Perry over who was the prettiest!
"Working with Joe has become a strain because he always claimed he was hunkier than me and much prettier."
"Now that we are past our sell by date and looking like a pair of old worn out leather boots Joe still claimed he was prettier but I opened my ginormous gob (mouth for US readers) and proved him wrong as I sucked his enormous conk (nose by the way!)."
Anyway, Aerosmith is searching for a new lead singer, several candidates have come forward including ex-Van Halen frontman, David Lee Roth, with a North and South (mouth, again for our US readers) as big as the Bermuda Triangle, Barbara Streisand, sorry Barbara, MOUTH not NOSE, Mick Jagger, fits perfectly, uglier than Joe but not in possession of a huge enough mouth!
The search will continue as Stephen pursues a solo career as a Muezzin on top of an Iranian Minaret and hopefully Aerosmith will find someone with a GOB as big as the Grand Canyon.
Best candidate so far was certainly, thick headed Liam Callagher, now he's got a really "BIG MOUTH"