TWIN FALLS, Idaho - President Obama was speaking at a conference of The Idaho Amalgamated Potato Growers Guild when he was informed that the Secretary of the Department of Sex, Stormy Daniels had resigned her position.
As soon as the conference ended the president got on the phone with his Press Secretary Cal Colfax and asked him for the particulars.
Colfax informed the president that the beautiful Ms. Daniels informed him that she just reached the point where she got fed up with all of the daily sexually explicit comments, the sexually suggestive remarks, and the sexually oriented tete-a-tete's that she was being subjected to.
The gorgeously sexy-looking 30-year-old native of Baton Rouge, Louisiana stated that it got to where everyday she was receiving emails requesting explicit photos of her (blank) and her (blanks) and even her (blank).
She said that this past Friday, she received a phone call in her office from an individual who's name she would not reveal asking her extremely personal questions such as her bra size, her panties' size, and the size of her G-Sp*t.
Daniels said that after about four minutes of listening to the individuals vulgar verbalization's, nasty innuendos, and salaciously raunchy requests she hung up on the obscene bawdy bast*rd (b*stard).
Secretary Daniels said that she decided that she had, had enough. When Press Secretary Colfax asked her to give him some names of these innuendo-spewing individuals so that he could pass them on the attorney general Ms. Daniels just smiled and said that she would handle it in her own 'Bayou Babe' way.
Meanwhile the sexually sensuous 5 foot 7 inch, 130 pound lustfully-breasted doll will be going back to her hometown of Baton Rouge where she plans to go back to running her nightclub, Stormy's Pole Dancing Storm Center Chateau Lounge.
When she was asked about the possibility of her maybe returning to her skin flicks career, she commented that at 30, she feels that she is a little too old to get back into her first love of making porn movies.
Ms. Daniel's also commented that she plans on writing an explicitly erotic expose book about her six month exploits in Washington D.C.
Stormy smiled and said that the books tentative title is, Okay Guys, Hold On To Your Little Ditty Ding Dongs Cause Stormy Is Fixin' To Spill The Beans.
SIDENOTE: The Hasbroken Toy Company has just reported that since Stormy first announced her resignation the sales of the Secretary of Sex Stormy Daniels anatomically-correct action figure doll, "Sensuous Stormy" have gone up 600 percent.