Tatum O'Neal tipped for Jaycee Dugard movie role

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Tatum won an Oscar for her role in Paper Moon

Los Angeles - (Touch Of Evil): Jaycee Dugard lookalike actress Tatum O'Neal is the top contender to play Lake Tahoe abductee Jaycee Dugard.

The movie deal is reported as having 'absolutely no connection' to stories that someone wants fugitive from justice Roman Polanski as director.

At 45 O'Neal is quite a bit older than Dugard, 29.

But a phalanx of cosmetic orthodontists, trichologists and forensic rhinoplasty surgeons is standing by at the behest of a mystery Hollywood producer, reckoned by some to be Quentin Tarantino.

'Indiana Jones' star Harrison Ford has been pencilled in for the role of Jaycee abductor Philip Garrido and Anne Bancroft for the role of his wife Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido.

Roman Polanski remains in a Zurich slammer awaiting extradition to the USA.

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