The sexiest girl band in the world, the Bonkettes are reportedly a band in crisis following events at the Sydney leg of their current world tour.
It appears that Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler had tipped her hat at UK rapper, The Full Inch, aka Finchy, but before she had the opportunity to stake a claim, fellow band member Kathy Legover nee Trembler whisked the rapper away for a spot of the old 'sink the sausage.'
A distraught Fanny Tickler left the band's hotel by limousine and took the first available flight to London, when she should have been headed for Rome, where the band are due to play The Colosseum, that legendary Roman Amphitheatre.
Fanny left without comment, leaving the band's tour schedule in tatters. Band manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop told us exclusively:
"Fanny went off with the hump. That's true. But it don't mean the tour's over. She'll be there in La Bella Roma with the girls belting it out on the very site where thousands of people and animals were slaughtered by the Romans. She wouldn't miss that. Trust me. It's just a tantrum. Happens with bands all the time."
We also managed to get an exclusive with Brit rapper, The Full Inch, aka Finchy, who said:
"So me got a bit jiggy wiv Kathy Legover. So what man. It's good to be a rude boy. Know what I mean innit? Man me got enough Full Inch to do the dirty rounds an that innit. Bitch be fine when me give her da portion. Dem always come up smilin'. An ting."
Sipping aviation fuel sensually through a straw at Sydney airport, twin sisters and band members BJ Spit and BJ Swallow denied that there was a crisis.
"It's just a sex thing," BJ Spit told us. "The girl will get over it. Trust us."
It is not yet known whether The Full Inch will continue to guest on the tour with the Bonkettes, as today he releases his follow up single to the chart topping 'I've Had Her, She's Rubbish'
The follow up is titled: 'I've Had Her Too - She's Crap.'
Meanwhile, the Eternal City braces itself for what it hopes will be a proper bonking.
More as we get it.