Written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 1 October 2009

image for Kayne West tells Jenny Slate she should get a job flipping burgers
Yeah, that guy's a jackass.

HOLYWOOD CA - According to my source, Robin Aygey, Kayne West called Jenny Slate to complain about the "blue" language used on SNL Saturday night.

Always knowing just what to say, Kayne went on to tell her she ought to quit SNL and get a job flipping burgers.

"You made ME blush, you filthy little b****!", he allegedly yelled, according to my source at NSA, who was listening to calls all over America at the time.

"I don't think I ever want to go a near a girl, ever again", he continued.

After this, Jenny called Obamba to tell on him. When Obamba heard this, he just said, "Oh yeah. That guy's a jackass, and hung up."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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