Jermaine Jackson Announces: "I'm comin out, I'm gonna let it show"

Funny story written by Blanca Brava

Thursday, 13 August 2009

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Has he had enough of Jermaine?

LOS ANGELES - Larry King interviewed Jermaine Jackson for the 35th time in the few short weeks since his brother's passing, but this time he says he's the star.

Mr. Jackson appeared giddy and relaxed as King stated "he had his collar up, his pearlies shined and boy was he irritatingly excited about his sudden rebirth into the long forgotten spotlight."

Jackson's big doozer of a secret was his announcement that "I'm coming out, you gotta let it show, wo oh oh oh oh, sad about who? I'm not sad, I'm coming out, I'm gonna let it show" and then burst into a soprano-like version of Beat It.

He remarked "you know Larry, we were in the Christmas manger scene back when were little and some kid hopped in and stole the baby Jesus and I chased him down and poked him with an umbrella, I saved Christmas, and then they all wanted Michael to sing Amazing Grace for getting the Jesus, but it was me and I am ready to be the star this time."

Jackson reportedly began a soft a capella version of The Love Boat theme song as the show ended.

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