Los Angeles - (McCauley Culkin Mess): Comedy director John Hughes has died at the age of 59 following a stellar career hoaxing authorship of some of the most memorable movies of the 1980s and 90s.
A massive myocardial infarction in the middle of Manhattan today stopped short a remarkable talent which included ludicrous bragging about his writing accomplishments.
"His Home Alone and Home Alone 2 authorship claims are a case in point," LA FagHagSlagMag editor commented today.
"Guess his ego would never admit he only reworked those scripts after trying to dun the author."
Some sources close to the LAPD always reckoned Macauley Culkin was his little bastard son.
