Governator Ahnahld Makes Love to San Diego Seals

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Arnold displayed a satisfied smile after his seal rescue operation

Fresh from returning after his death defying battle with the giant squid, Governor Schwarzenegger was called to San diego to solve the problem of the endangered seals on the Children's Cove Beach. A local judge had ordered the evacuation of the seals who have lounged on the inlet beach for years now in order to restore the sandy beach to the children that it was dedicated to. Due to the endangered status of the sea lions, no physical force is allowed to be used in the evacuation effort. The local town council tried playing singers from American Idol but the creatures just slept through the racket basking in the Southern California smog.

When the governor arrived he slowly walked across the beach gently groping each of the seals in a place that mysteriously seemed just right to rouse them from their slumber. One by one the pinnipeds began to follow Arnold into the water and before long the beach was free of sea lions and all you could hear was excited whelping from beyond the harbor rocks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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