Written by Chamone

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Will.i.am and Fergie won't take no Perez shit

Whiny website owner Perez Hilton has put a hit out on the Black Eyed Pea's star Will.I.am after the singer's minders punched the effeminate shit-stirrer in the nose.

Hilton vowed revenge after the scuffle and immediately got in contact with his Russian mafia pals, urging that they "pop a cap" in Will. i .am's ass.

Nobody is sure whether this is a serious threat of violence or a gay reference or even something related to Black Eyed Pea's female vocalist Fergies's "Humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps"

Both parties exchanged childishly retarded video messages with each other but Hilton's was the crappiest because the big baby cried like a big girls blouse.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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