Deep Throat Jealous of Deep Throat's Suck-cess

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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FBI parking garage where Deep Throat was filmed and ratted

Deep Throat was a 60's sexploitation film that made millions for the mob and caused countless women to suffer from throat envy and numerous men to try and find their partners' clitoris in the neighborhood of ther larynx. Another Deep Throat was the pseudonym for an FBI informant who gave out in gutteral detail the Nixonian crime called Watergate.

Now after most of the major players in both the connilingus classic and the political buttfuck are dead, we learn that the FBI # 2 was Deep Throat and he was also probably involved as a Watergate informer. Mark Fowler, alias Linda Lovelace may have been also alias Deep Throat.

FBI files show that fowler was jealous of J Edgar Hoover's wardrobe of evening gowns and launch a career as a porn star to get even with the Queen Director. Then when Nixon passed him over for a more attractive FBI Director, Fowler dished the dirt on Watergate. Rival FBI cross dressers jealous of everybody including their mothers tried to stop the release of Fowler's masterpiece performance as a woman with a fisherman's boner caught in her throat.

The original highly religious ending which depicts her cure when having her throat blessed on St Blase day with candles stuck up her ass was censored by the Warren court for violation of seperation of Church and State.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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