Girls Aloud consider posing nude

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Friday, 5 June 2009


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Its the news men all around the World have been praying for.Well sort of,they haven't accepted it yet. In a bid to crack America, Girls Aloud have said they might pose naked for a high ranking men's magazine, after being made a lucrative offer.

Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole, spoke to interviewers yesterday,as she was on her way to KFC.

Cheryl explained that the she and the Girls got the call from the magazine after friend and fellow judge on X-Factor Simon Cowell made some probes on their behalf.

Cheryl said, "Nicola, Sarah, Kimberley and Nadine were at mine and Ashley's when I got the call, so it was suspicious. He was very nice, very warm. He asked me how I was, how the girls were, what we were wearing..."

Cheryl made it clear that they haven't said "Yes" yet, but said they were in deep consideration though. "We hear that the shoot would be inspired by our favourite singers, favourite songs and our favourite positions. But we're not sure what he meant by that one."

Lets just hope the Girls and their 'assets' burst into America and on the cover of Playboy successfully.

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