In an appalling lapse of security at NBC, our source that will remain anonymous inside The Tonight Show, uncovered this inflammatory script from a 'lost' file inside the new office of Conan O'Brian.
The skit heavily features the runner up on FOX's American Idol, Adam Lambert, who was rumored to unequivocally reject the almost verbatim script from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The document made it to this reporter's desk in several stages of disrepair. Upon piecing together this satire that snidely sneers at the intelligence of the American media, we contacted American Idol for a statement that is yet to issue from those hallowed halls.
On a subversive note, O'Brian declined any knowledge of the script or its author and issued this statement: "Please don't sue me. I didn't do it."
The document in its entirety is posted here for your condemnation as well as ours.
