Timmy and David reach NO.1

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Wednesday, 3 June 2009


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Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50.

The pair had been working on the song together since they were both in the show "I Used To Be A Celebrity...GET ME THE **** OUTTA HERE!".They collaborated with Justin Timberlake,Girls Aloud and Mr Blobby.

Timmy told reporters,"I knew this song would be as big as my Mallet,David's ego and Nicola Mclean's boobs, so thats pretty big".

Timmy denied that the girl in the music video for the song,seen in provocative and raunchy state of undress, was based upoun Margaret Thatcher.

"Biff Baff Boff" will be released on July 21st and their Album "We Are Jungle Outcasts" is to be released on the 12th of never.

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