Written by The SSaint

Monday, 25 May 2009

Pop superstar Amy Winehouse finally seems to have had it. She was seen outside one of Londons trendiest clubs attempting to make love to a fire-hydrant while smoking three cigars, and having the image of Madonna's 2nd African Foster child tatoo'd on her right earlobe..

Yes, it doesn't seem strange at first glance, but the real shocker was that she wasn't wearing any mascara.

In an interview the next day the pop diva opened up to this reporter, until I couldn't take it anymore, and told her to button up her shirt and get on with the interview.

"People look at me like I am some kind of a freak." Was her teary reply to my first question of what is going on.

When asked about her romantic connections she mentioned that she has heard that Chris Brown and Rihanna aren't together anymore, and that Chris Brown was her type of guy.

"I really want to be liked, I hate this superficial industry, I want people to like me, because I am great singer, not because I am so beautiful, my beauty truly is a curse."

She then started a animated discussion with one of her living room curtains, at which point I made my exit. This reporter will keep everyone up to date with what is going on around the entertainment industry, watch this space.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Amy Winehouse

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