A British court attended by magistrates with wigs pulled down over their eyes like sheep in wolves clothing has agreed to ban reporters from observing the multiple felonies and desperate druggin' and drinkin' bouts of Amy Winehouse and her imaginary party animals in her UK mansion.
Winehouse thanked the court and promised to invite the wigged-out judges to her next tea party. Winehouse told the magistrates that tea was consumed inn a slightly different manner than in the House of Lords. In the Winehouse, we smoke tea and do not sip it, was Amy's amiable instructions to the wigged stuffed robes.
Judges and lawyers from the old Bailey reminded Ms Winehouse that the bathrooms of the courthouse involved less sipping or smoking and more snorting and that the preferred brand of tea came in a white powder.
