Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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Masturbating Monkey from SEENCB-TVsaid that Blago is more like a horse's ass

Former Governor, potential jailbird and soon to be Jungle Reality Show Guide, Rod Blagovitch became the amorous target of a Costa Rican monkey's affections. While on location in the Central American rain forest, shooting test episodes of a jungle reality show, Blago's experienced something that could give new meaning to "headshot".

Many US celebrity watchers are familiar with the similarity between Donald Trump's toupee and a primate's mating part. Some even joked that Guv Blago's all natural wild comb forward had that same monkey magnetism but no one expected that a jungle ape would find the same resemblance so persuasive that it would be love at first sight.

Film crew members desperately fought to free the former governor's hair from the mazting grip of the male ape to no avail. Blago's head with body attached was dragged off into the jungle amid ecstatic screams and profuse expletives.

FUX-TV plans to use the footage every five minutes as teasers for the new show. President Obama is rumoured to have dispatched Navy Seal snipers to free the ape.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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