H2K Set to Play Only IW Games, says CoD Games Too Much Fun to Play

Funny story written by MFFL

Monday, 16 February 2009

Chicago - CEO of Hired 2 Kill, a primarily Xbox 360 Gaming Clan, "The Soko" has announced that H2K will now only play Call of Duty Games that come out in Odd Numbered Years and have the Infinity Ward seal on them. This leaves out the popular, but "too much fun" Call of Duty "World At War" game produced by Treyarch.

The Soko could not be reached by phone, however he did release this official statement from H2K Headquarters. "Those who wish to be competetive will play IW series of CoD, and have the option to play in Treyarch series aswell. Those who are not competetive in IW will have the option to play competetively in Treyarch." The Soko also added, "Call of Duty World at War is a good game dont get me wrong, but I prefer the ability to call in the freaking Chopper..."

When asked if H2K will play the next Call of Duty installment by Infinity Ward "Call of Duty: Rise of the Roman Empire", The Soko replied, "We are looking foward to the Extreme Sandals Perk... as well as using the Spear... its going to be a great game."

In other H2K News, Grillo-x who is founding member of H2K recently got a Woody. A 2008 Station Wagon complete with Wood Paneling. Take it from this reporter.. its a "Nice Ride"

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