Big Brother Winner Brian Dowling Come out Trumps in Charity episode of 'Egg Heads'

Funny story written by Baila Collon

Monday, 9 February 2009

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If you remember, in 2007 Brian Dowling, aged 22 scooped the title of Big Brother Champion. Girls wanted date him, Men wanted to be him, but all this didn't stop the hard press that surrounded him. Headlines such as: "Blair: I am cringing as the country's reputation has been torn to taters at public vote," brought Brian to an all time low.

Luck struck however when he was asked to take part in a charity event called "Celebrity Egg heads." When Brian was asked about how he felt about attaining the part he said "man, I've never felt so alive innit,"

On the day of filming, Brian's nerves were high and his hopes were yet again being dishevelled due to bad press. This didn't stop him from stepping onto the stage and trying. "It's all for, like, charity anyway so i don't have,like, any worries about the result,"

After a tricky and bumpy start, Brian shocked the whole audience when he won. After the result was revealed to the world Gordon Brown was heard to say: "Tony Blair is most apologetic about his statement last year and would like to congratulate Brian on his victory,"

Well done Brian.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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