Sam Ronson Hospitalized

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Friday, 26 December 2008

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"Lots of Rest, Some Latkes & Chicken Soup"

After a short visit to a Los Angeles hospital sometimes Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpaceBlog.

"Thanks for all your messages, I read every one" Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday night. "I'm home now and feel fine. I was just run down and exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Hanukkah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. Jewish mothers are good at that. Ask someone who has one."

Ronson went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, arriving with girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. The night before, the pair were at Hollywood's Ecco Ultra Lounge, where Ronson spun along with Adam 12. According to a witness, Lohan left the club before the end of Ronson's set. No one knows why.

As for her recovery or rest, Ronson writes: "I had good company and a Jerry's Deli delivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes or latkes and am feeling much better now and back to watching all my favorite Jerry Bruckheimer shows. I had to promise my mother I'd take it easy for awhile and I intend to do just that."

"Think I'll just watch 'Armageddon' and relax."

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