Miley Cyrus to be Cryogenically Frozen

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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How Miley would look after freezing

TV and singing personality Miley Cyrus is to be cryogenically frozen upon her death and preserved until medical science discovers a cure for the common 'death', it's been revealed.

The teen is following in the tradition of Walt Disney, except unlike him, her entire body is to be preserved.

The procedure is expected to cost an arm and a leg - her's. The scientists say they need the pop stars limb tissue to do something very important with - sell them on eBay.

The move follows the worries of record companies, toy makers and TV stations who feared that they would go out of business if anything ever happened to their cash cow somewhere down the line.

Miley's brain and voice are not expected to be saved.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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