Written by Pointer

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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Josephine the Plumber clears some brown pipe!

A decade of Bounty paper towel commercials popularized the character of Josephine the plumber.

McCain who seemed to get it by choosing Sarah Palin to be VPILF invoked only the quarter of a million dollar plumber, Joe in his final chance, last ditch effort to unseat President Obama.

Josephine the Plumber would have none of it:

"I have snaked the pipes and cleaned the toilets of all Americans without concern for their political persuasions. I never thought that my many years of dedicated service would be shunted aside by a newcomer like Joe. I have served America in good times and bad and just because a new, somewhat younger darker face appears on the scene; I am expected to step aside!

"I, Josephine the Plumber , say: No!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Plumbers




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