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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Runs Fool's Errand

Nashville Man Successfully Runs Fool's Errand

Interrupting his wife's home repair transaction with a strapping young handyman ostensibly there to fix a leaky pipe, Luke Greene of Nashville, Tennessee, returned home from the local hardware store in under 30 minutes, successfully having fulfilled...

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Funny story: Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Allentown, Pa - A local plumber has decided to charge an extra fee if his customer utters the words "while you are it." "I'm tired of 'while you are at it.' It usually means the customer wants a favor for free, and I don't do free," noted the pl...

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Funny story: North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...

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Funny story: Anti Porn group make their own Movies

Anti Porn group make their own Movies

A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities. The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...

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Funny story: Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th...

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Funny story: Bolton Plumber declares Bankruptcy due to US Government

Bolton Plumber declares Bankruptcy due to US Government

John Wiki, a plumber based in Bolton has declared bankruptcy today following a sharp downturn in his online bookings in the latter part of 2010. His plumbing business Wiki-Leaks, formed in 2006, took a notable part of its work through the Internet...

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Funny story: Coleen Rooney to open plumber's merchants.

Coleen Rooney to open plumber's merchants.

The wife of the England striker Wayne Rooney has announced that she intends to open a new plumber's merchants in the Cheetham Hill district of Manchester. The new shop is expected to provide the usual array of gold plated taps, designer radiators,...

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Funny story: Indian Government Charter Polish Plumber Flight

Indian Government Charter Polish Plumber Flight

In a last ditch effort the Indian Ministry of Works has chartered a jet from Warsaw with 183 Polish plumbers to work on the ill fated athletes village of the 2010 Commonwealth Games. Air India flight 2132 will take off from Warsaw in 3 days time a...

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Funny story: Joe Hired as the White House Plumber

Joe Hired as the White House Plumber

Washington DC, November 9, 2008: The Associated Press is reporting that "Joe the Plumber," made famous by the McCain for President Campaign, has been hired as the Chief White House Plumber. A spokesperson for President Elect Obama has confirmed th...

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Funny story: Josephine the Plumber Cries Foul!

Josephine the Plumber Cries Foul!

A decade of Bounty paper towel commercials popularized the character of Josephine the plumber. McCain who seemed to get it by choosing Sarah Palin to be VPILF invoked only the quarter of a million dollar plumber, Joe in his final chance, last dit...

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Funny story: Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.

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