Squeeky clean and God Loving Cliff Richard has confessed to entering rehab. It has come to light that his clean living lifestyle has been a sham and a lie for the past 60 years.
Cliff has managed to stay so young looking through a daily injection of Jesus Juice and snorting crushed remains of the true cross.
Martha Tuckett a 78 year old fan commented "I am disgusted and deeply upset".
It is believed that Cliff will enter re-hab alongside Amy Whinehouse so together they can beat their addictions.
Sir Cliff knighted in 1963 for services to religion has been unavailable for comment.
