'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

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Friday, 18 July 2008

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Emma Watson, child star of the 'Harry Potter' films reveals all about the time that Daniel Radcliffe,18, tried to 'seduce her.

'It was horrible. He was so drunk and tried to 'seduce' me. There was dribble everywhere and groping me. I had to mace Daniel to get him away from me. I was, and am, sorry for it but not at that moment. He seriously thought he looked sexy then.'

Daniel, known for his roles as 'Harry Potter' and in saucy play Equus, has been looking for love since seperating from his long-term girlfriend earlier this year. But if he thought he could find it with Emma, he was very mistaken.

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