Producers of the popular Discovery channel, "Myth Busters," have decided to fire the well worn crash test dummy Buster. After seasons of dropping, burning, being shot at and out of cars, cannons and airplanes they feel Buster just doesn't have what it takes anymore.
Buster however feels he has much to look forward to, "I'm moving up in the world. Tomorrow I start my new job as a CPR dummy at a sority in Florida. I was also promised a leading role in History Channel special on George W Bush."
No more fires or explosions for Buster, he's a dummy on easy street now!