In a move that's rocked the music industry to its core, Clay Aiken and William Hung have joined pop culture forces to perform a duet together. It's been dubbed, She Bangs...Her Head Against the Wall Because That Would Be Less Painful Listening to This Crap by artistes and industry aficionados.
"Doesn't the American Idol franchise already have enough money? My God! Some people are so greedy!" Donald Trump announced today from his penthouse apartment at Trump Towers while devouring some caviar.
He also denied being behind the manufactured-pop merger saying, "I'm not really good at mergers. Remember my last two marriages. Hell, what am I thinking? I'm getting married again. I am such an idiot. At least the Vatican is making me a Saint and I have the number #1 show on television.
Simon Cowell had this to say, "Not since the Spice Girls has music taken such a low-brow turn. Of course, it means more money in my pocket. Who cares about talent? After the voting this season, we sure know America doesn't."
Ryan Seacrest, the host of American Idol had this to say, "Well, I have such respect for Clay's talent. He is my favorite idol. I think he's being really savvy to align himself with William Hung right now. Call me, Clay."
Randy Jackson commented, "Dawg, I mean it's jus' gonna be aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I mean it's like you know and you know. William Hung and Clay Aiken, dude and dudesssssssss. Keepin' it real." To figure out what he meant, check this out.
Paula Abdul had no comment. She was still busy crying because they voted LaToya London off the show last week.
Attempts to contact William Hung got his answering machine which has a lovely version of Shake your Bon-Bon done a cappella.
Look for the new single to drop when hell freezes over.