Fortress of Solitude to be re-developed

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 26 May 2008

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I hate General Zod, Non, and the other woman, but I hate venture capitalists even more................

The second home of timid, mild mannered Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, The Fortress of Solitude is to be developed into a number of flats and apartments for well-heeled multi-millionaires.

The Fortress, which is currently inhabited by a family of Polar Bears, who are now claiming squatter's rights will start to be redeveloped in the Autumn of 2008.

Mr Richard Git, of developers Bodgit and Scarper said: 'The Fortress of Solitude is located on prime, expensive Antartic land, and as such is not making as much money as it should. I understand Superman's need for a crash pad, I mean it cannot be easy to be an orphan in a place where you are not really understood, but the needs of the many always beat the needs of the few'

Clarke Kent was not available for comment, but it is thought that he has built another Fortress, as this one is currently on an ice field that is being badly effected by Global warming.

A family of Polar Bears were asked their opinion, but as they simply ate the Camera man, we thought better of it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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