Greetings, my fellow travellers on this great 'Spoof' voyage through life !
'Speaking as 'Bob Muppet', a humble writer for ‘The Spoof', I am proud to have received a prestigious ‘Crap-o-gram' award from her majesty the Queen in recognition of the publishing of my 100th spoof story
I feel especially proud to have been singled out for this award because I have never taken drugs , never had sex with anybody ( except my wife ) and live a clean and wholesome lifestyle.( unlike Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Rod, etc )
However, I freely accept the charges that I am responsible for subjecting my Spoof readers to great pain over the years.
I still stand by my ethos, however, that my true purpose in writing is to get as many readers as possible to read my stories
My motto, ‘Never mind the quality, feel the hits.' remains as true today as in Shakespear's time.
Insiders have often wondered where my ego drew the energy to write so much utter nonsense and the Royal family in particular have been highly critical of my outpourings of their misfortunes.
In particular, the Queen listed several of her favourite ‘Royal Bashing' stories which include titles such as;
1.The Queen Auctions Her Knees On e-Bay.
2.The Queen Performs A Raunchy Janet Jackson Routine.
3.The Queen Fakes Job as a Daily Mirror Reporter.
4.Prince Charles's Servant Finds Royal Wormhole.
(See Archives for stories )
And so on and so forth.
At a posh celebration to commemorate my stupendous achievement, I was compelled to thank ‘The Spoof' for the opportunity to share my humble experiences with such a warm and generous readership - and, sadly, to assure my readers that the worst is yet to come!
