Axl Rose denies bluegrass claims

Funny story written by Jerrbear

Friday, 29 February 2008

Los Angeles,Ca. (Rooters) Singer W. Axl Rose denies claims that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album will be bluegrass.

The singer, the only remaining original member of legendary rock band Guns N' Roses denies that he is planning to release Chinese Democracy as a bluegrass album.

A source close to the singer says "Well Axl keeps telling me and everyone else that the album isn't going to be a bluegrass album, but from the songs I have heard it sounds just like bluegrass to me."

Another source says "While some of the songs will be bluegrass,those songs will not be on the first album. I am sure that everyone knows that Axl is a genius and he already has three albums worth of songs, it goes like this. The first album will be all pop, like Madonna, the second album will be a classical album with a full orchestra, no guitars on that one. The third album will be bluegrass."

We will keep you informed as the story continues to break.

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