Leona Lewis reveals influence

Funny story written by Terence Cloth

Friday, 28 March 2008


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It has been reported today that Leona Lewis is the first UK artist to top the US charts in twenty years.

In an exclusive interview with Terence Cloth she revealed her thoughts and the startling influence behind the song, 'Bleeding Love'.

"I am well chuffed, who would have thought a song about my first experience of anal sex would have touched so many people."

Simon Cowell loosened his belt enough to pop his head out of his trousers and comment "She has done us proud, I always knew she could do it"

Her next single 'Itching Rash' will be released in two weeks.

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