Written by Mr Toast

Monday, 10 March 2008

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This isn't peanut butter, it's nutella. Wogan hates it.

It has been revealed today, that Sir Terence Wogan has been bulk buying copious amounts, of peanut butter. It would seem, he has a particular craving for this spreadable delight.

His local grocery store, finds it difficult to supply his demand.

One member of staff made this comment. "He must be getting through 30 jars a week. He comes in for his order, with spoon in hand, tucks in right away, pays with real money, then he is off, and we have to re-order to keep stocks up."

I tried to get a response from him, through his letterbox. But instead of getting the required information, I got a spoon, rammed up my nose.

I don't give up very easily, and shall return tomorrow.

This time, I shall wear goggles, and nose clips.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terry Wogan




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