Insider Probe as Working Class Bitch Odds-On to Take Canine Crown

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 7 March 2008

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The insider probe doesn't seem to bother Ch Rodham Botox-Mouth Lassieflora

NEC Birmingham - (Rioters): An insider probe is under way at online spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.con after a suspicious betting pattern emerged on a red hot Working Class bitch-on-heat to win the famous shaggy dog contest.

The Little Rock Rottweiler, Ch Rodham Botox-Mouth Lassieflora, has stormed past entrants in her own best-of-breed as well as stiff competition from the Lapdog, Inutility, Terrist Gundog, ToyBoy, Pastoral Care and Hounddog Classes.

A wall of offshore money from canine pharma giants is believed to be behind front companies backing the Working Class frontrunner from 7/1 earlier this week to a now-suspended 4/6fav.

Other serious contenders had included a geriatric from the Terrist Gundog group - Ch Bushwack McLapdog - and an up and coming Chicago scamp Ch Bollocks O'Bummer from the ToyBoy Class.

Sunday's final will be broadcast live across the world.

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