Friday, 29 February 2008

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Hollywood, California (IPP) - There was another tearful elimination on American Idol last night.

Many of the contestants are not eating enough fiber and also must spend a lot of time sitting down. As a result of this combination of events many of the contestants are constipated and are suffering from piles. The result is painful elimination when they have to go to the toilet.

The show's producers have brought in prunes and raisins and are requiring that the show's contestants eat enough fiber everyday. They are also having a higher grade of toilet paper installed in the contestant's bathrooms in order to eliminate the elimination problems.

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Topics: American Idol

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