Royal Courts of Justice - (AssoCIAted Mess): Singer Michael Jackson may have hidden assets linked to organised crime cartels in London according to legal papers filed today by a Bahraini princelet who is suing the singer for $7 million plus damages.
"He sure as hell ain't got any tangible assets in the US because he's bankrupt after the pedo trial," lawyers attending the RCJ hearing said today.
"But we think rag trade mobster Philip Green has been money laundering proceeds of property heists for Jackson.
"The dosh could still be sitting in a secret account, rumored to be A/c No 9/11-666-6-4fav at the Isle of Dogs branch of Riggs Bank," the source added confidently.
Bahrian's Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa says the $7+ million suit is for funds advanced to Jackson after he fled California in the wake of his child molestation trial.
"Jackson agreed to record two albums with me, write and produce a live Broadway kind of show as well as a cast album, and to write and publish my autobiography under my personal direction," the aggrieved princelet's deposition said today.
"I paid out $$$$s for his shrinks, his personal valets, tarot card readers, new rhinoplasty and wopping great big CIA bakchanders about the paternity of his kids.
"Now I want my money back."
The case will last three to six months according to sources.
