Written by Robert W. Armijo

Thursday, 20 September 2007

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Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis. Who's kidding who?

Hollywood, California - Attempting to dispel rumors of a real life romance while on a promotional tour of their first light-hearted romantic comedy movie together "Good Luck Chuck', Jessica Alba and Dane Cook did very little to put those rumors to bed today. While appearing on a Los Angeles based morning talk show Via Satellite, the charming attractive couple confirmed that Alba did chip her tooth during a kissing scene with her hunky co-star, Dane Cook, and something a little more.

All seemed somewhat plausible until Cook opened up his mouth and dropped a bombshell. Apparently, while filming he was also sustained an injury…to his penis!

According to Cooks version of events, he got a 'rug burn' on the top of his penis while acting out as scene with a 'furry toy' attached to the tip of his penis. Huh, so that's what he calls Jessica Alba. He sure isn't much of a pillow talker is he?

If that's their story. Fine. But if they expect me to believe them. Well, I have only one thing to say: show me the *Cal OSHA report. Otherwise, it sounds to me like they like it a little rough. Maybe a little too rough for their own good, if you ask me.


*California occupational safety hazard administration.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jessica Alba




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