Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.
Her new movie, Floating on a Cloud of Money, has been given an all-time low by internet and magazine critics worldwide.
"I don't know why it was given twenty-five and a half thumbs down by www.moviecriticz.com," said Lottie, who was interviewed as she had to sell off one of her ninety-eight country mansions. "I mean, what's wrong with me sitting on a cloud of money in a pink dress with a crown of flowers, singing opera, for four hours straight? Honestly, those people have no taste in movies."
Ms Lottie is currently selling off many of her items at auctions and in charity shops to make money, for the production of her movie took a big chunk out of her bank account - which is probably why her bank manager signed up with moviecriticz.com and gave it a bad review.
Ms Lottie herself has plans to go into hiding in one of her underground mansions that does not have to be flogged off to get her account's balanace back up and get a non-directory telephone number, and get some code-breakers to make an unbreakable code that she can use to send e-mails to some of her clients so she can get another job - assuming she can gather enough money to hire some code-breakers in the first place.
