The Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, yesterday renewed his contract with the club for a further 25 years, taking him through to 2043 when he will be 94. Sipping Beaujolais Nouveau through a straw, his red and white Zimmer frame tucked away in the corn...
Due to increasing numbers of managers missing from local hospitals, senior staff will now be required to wear high visibility jackets with unique identification numbers.
The Health Secretary has declared that 'proper counting' needs to be restored...
After the shock announcement from London Underground this weekend that its shedding 13 of its 51 Directors, Train Operators around the country are fighting to be first to say that they are following London's lead... like we do in everything else.
Aston Villa supporters' groups appear to be pretty unanimous in the view that former Birmingham City boss, Alex McLeish, who could be about to take over the reins at Villa Park, will not be regarded by the fans as a welcome addition to the Villa fold...
The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims.
Its understood that...
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas,we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future.
Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into ef...
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Baltimore, MD - Researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that workplace micro-management is caused, in part, by a brain condition known as bulorisus or "Brain Leak".
Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.
Senior Managers in the NHS, and by god there are hundreds and thousands of them, are to receive fat cats as part of a new pay deal.
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