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Arsene Wenger signs new 25-year contract and plans 'Le Canard Mort' on retirement

The Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, yesterday renewed his contract with the club for a further 25 years, taking him through to 2043 when he will be 94. Sipping Beaujolais Nouveau through a straw, his red and white Zimmer frame tucked away in the corn...

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Hospital managers must be countable

Funny story: Hospital managers must be countable

Due to increasing numbers of managers missing from local hospitals, senior staff will now be required to wear high visibility jackets with unique identification numbers. The Health Secretary has declared that 'proper counting' needs to be restored...

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Train Operators follow London's Lead

Funny story: Train Operators follow London's Lead

After the shock announcement from London Underground this weekend that its shedding 13 of its 51 Directors, Train Operators around the country are fighting to be first to say that they are following London's lead... like we do in everything else.

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Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Funny story: Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Aston Villa supporters' groups appear to be pretty unanimous in the view that former Birmingham City boss, Alex McLeish, who could be about to take over the reins at Villa Park, will not be regarded by the fans as a welcome addition to the Villa fold...

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Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

Funny story: Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...

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SLAP, SCREW, SHIT, CLAP, HERPES - new management terms

Funny story: SLAP, SCREW, SHIT, CLAP, HERPES - new management terms

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas,we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into ef...

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TheSpoof .com Point Counting Methodology, Appendages

Funny story: TheSpoof .com Point Counting Methodology, Appendages

United Kingdom, July 2008: The Managers and Editors of TheSpoof, wish to inform the writers contributing material to this publication of appendages to the point counting system now in place. This step has been taken to level the playing field for all writers, so to speak.

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Beware Managers with Brain Leak

Baltimore, MD - Researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that workplace micro-management is caused, in part, by a brain condition known as bulorisus or "Brain Leak".

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Trillionare's movie rated low with bank managers and critics

Funny story: Trillionare's movie rated low with bank managers and critics

Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.

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Fat Cat pay for NHS bosses

Senior Managers in the NHS, and by god there are hundreds and thousands of them, are to receive fat cats as part of a new pay deal.

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