Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Penelope Cruz has lashed out at the fake eyelashes ad furor saying that far from misleading the public the L'Oreal mascara she promotes has made her more beautiful, talented, sexually irresistible and multiply-orgasmic as well as peeling back ten years' wear and tear off her ass.
"So what if I wore a few little falsies to enhance the promo? It paid off. And as a result millions of L'Oreal customers around the world now feel confident enough to pull off similar stunts.
"That's what falsies are all about. Confidence."
Cruz's promotion of the 'Telescopic' mascara claimed its use could make women's eyes appear huge as well as dramatically improving their eyesight "by up to 60%".
But TV viewers' complaints said that Cruz was wearing falsies and that the mascara's claims were patent rubbish.
The Hollywood actress was paid $2 million for the ad and says she doesn't regrett a single penny of it.
