Written by Ron Stringfield

Friday, 6 July 2007

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Paris Trains for Cage Match

Hollywood, Ca - Paris Hilton, today, issued a challenge to I Lewis "Scooter" Libby to face her in Fox's Celebrity Criminals' Cagematch.

Asked what she thought of Libby, Paris responded, "[Libby] is a punk a$$ b*$%#. Me, I never got no breaks and I am refocused after doing my time. But, if he had been in my cell block, I would have shanked him."

Libby, when asked for a response, seemed visibly shaken, saying only, "Haven't I been punished enough?"

Paris' manager stated, "[Libby] is smart to dodge my fighter. She's a stallion! I mean, look at that horse face."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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